" That was the wrong answer ! "

I call this one Glenn Squale. Flabby gestures and a shark smile. I poured in him my execration ( " eyh Collins ! Can you look up if the word does exist ? " ) against all these ridiculously fawning T.V. anchors we can see in shows which have a worth I could only describe as...stercorary.

" Collins ? Are you still here ? What the hell is this word ?"

"Er...let's see. Got it : stercorary : adj. Something which has something to do with excrements, with faeces."

"Well. I also thought it was not nice."